LardMann (@HammO'Lard)



Indonesian, furry, he/they, bisexual, [almost able to vote], single and (not) ready to mingle, will sloppy makeout with anyone who is able to tolerate me as a person, unreliable narrator

ABOUT ME

Why hello there? Come and sit with me brother. I am doing nothing and crying alone. I draw sometimes, probably animate too. Emphasis on the sometimes because I'm too tired or depressed to do jack shit. I'm agnostic, so no soliciting in my replies, capiche? I like chatting with strangers so don't be afraid of whatever the hell you say to me so long as it's not intentionally hateful (I get a bit sensitive and weirdly suggestive at times, but I'm working on that). If I'm being an ass, just know to clap back and further elaborate specifically what I'm doing that is making you uncomfortable. I have a tendency to forget when you simply mention something."While you were asleep, the Earth kept turning and left you completely behind. That's just how things are. And that's how I am, too. Fickle. Inconstant. Unreliable. Even to myself. Especially to myself. And if I can't be true to myself, how can I be ever true to anybody else?" - Artemis, Promises to Keep.General Interests (Changes Constantly)
- Guns, lots of em, call me a gun nerd. Go watch Forgotten Weapons if you will.
- Dark humor (to an extent)
- Goated-ass Art
- Furries
- Animation
- Any kind of shooter (FPS, TPS, Top-down)
- One-off shows (e.g. Cowboy Bebop, Generation Kill)
- Visual Novels (e.g. Promises to Keep [go read it, it's my favorite], I wani Hug That Gator)
- Hot-men/relatable-dork from ANY fandom (e.g. Alastor, Pawbert, Von Lycaon, Jax, Husk, etc.)
- Fabulous Beasts (You Shou Yan) in particular
- Most content in relation to Sibutuye (I eat that shit up like a gourmet meal)
Webpage is constantly being updated. Plus I haven't subbed to carrd and never will, so you can't really see the "Gallery" or "Commission Info" sections :(


Sorry, no commissions yet. I'm still improving my art-style and I need more motivation to do anything.